For God So Loved the Sunshine State…
…that He gave his only begotten son permission to immaculately suspend the First Amendment and get Himself put onto a license plate…
Surely, Republican Governor Charlie Crist will stand up for the ideals of the First Amendment. Right?
Asked about whether he'd veto the legislation, Crist said no way.
"I would not veto those …. No, I would not," Crist said.
So you don't have a problem with Jesus on a license plate?
Crist: "I don't. No."
What about separation of church and state?
Crist: "If they don’t want one they don’t have to buy one."
Hmmm… I believe that's an exact quote Thomas Jefferson's.
Actually, I'm kind of in favor of all this. I think all the states should provide similar options.
It would allow me to avoid certain cars on the highway in case of the Rapture.
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INFIDELS. WHERE IS MY CEILING CAT LICENSE PLATE?
…you know, I'm not Christian, I don't even drive, and I would pay good money for a Buddy Christ license plate to hang off the back of my bike.
Can I get one with the Flying Spaghetti Monster on it?
Its so when you cut people off in traffic, they can scream, "JESUS!"
BTW, I hope that sun isn’t too hot on that white crucified Jesus. I think a dark skinned Buddy Christ would hold up to Florida’s sunshine better.