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May 6 at 11:21AM

Colbert: Let Kids Try Cheney and Rice for Torture

POSTED BY: Matt Tobey

They say everything you need to know, you learn in kindergarten, and it's certainly true for me. I'm as sure of it as I am that Ronald Reagan is President and Michael Jackson is relevant and sort of normal. So if children are so smart, sure, let's have them conduct our torture trials.



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  1. It is also important to note how many people support the things Pres. Obama is doing, that violate the Constitutional principles of granting rights to individuals and the States. We should fear ANY president that attempts to usurp powers not granted to them by the people. by JShope May 6th at 2:59PM

    Oh you much mean Pres. Bush, spying on Americans without warrents, taping conversations and e-mails??? I don't see our Constitution giving those rights to a President!!!

    by Tinkersdam May 7th at 11:17AM
  2. "Two wrongs make no rights". But three rights make a left.

    by FutureAEI May 7th at 9:40AM
  3. i"t is also important to note how many people support the things Pres. Obama is doing, that violate the Constitutional principles of granting rights to individuals and the States."

    which ones? Don't get you panties in a bunch. Just answer.

    by vincent May 7th at 9:27AM
  4. YOU KNOW WHAT?

    I'm datguy.

    by datguy May 7th at 9:02AM
  5. It would be worth your time to see the whole clip with Condoleeza Rice.
    http://www.ihatethemedia.com/condi-rice-schools-uninformed-student-on-torture

    It is also important to note how many people support the things Pres. Obama is doing, that violate the Constitutional principles of granting rights to individuals and the States. We should fear ANY president that attempts to usurp powers not granted to them by the people.

    by JShope May 6th at 2:59PM

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