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Closing Guantanamo Bay Means Terrorists Will Be Forced to Live Inside Your House Apparently

POSTED BY: Dennis DiClaudio

The Senate Republicans are afraid. Oh so very afraid

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa whoa! Hold it right there. I was under the impression that these Gitmo prisoners were gonna be relocated into new military prison cells where they would be guarded by soldiers and kept safely away from the general public.

If Obama's planning on moving them into the foreclosed house down the street, my parents' spare bedroom, and the crawl space under my nephew's crib — as this ad seems to be suggesting — I am not cool with that.

  1. Mmmm…let's see. Making me take in a terrorist into my house or my mother-in-law. Let's see, the terrorist idea doesn't seem all that bad.

    by flasunbum May 8th at 9:52AM
  2. Actually, Colorado is the best place for them. Send them to Florence ADMAX Federal Prison outside of Canon City.

    by bearness May 7th at 10:26AM
  3. I think they are more concerned what persons of color would do to property values.

    by Ol' Whip May 7th at 10:06AM

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