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May 14 at 2:40PM

The Most Attractive (Physically, Not Cerebrally) Women in the GOP

POSTED BY: Dennis DiClaudio

I just wrote a really long essay about how much I disagree with this list of The Hottest (Lady) Elephants in the GOP Room that Jessica Strul put together for The Frisky, and not one of the points I made was that the very idea of the list was idiotic.

I'm too embarrassed to publish the entirety of what I wrote, so lemme just give you the Cliff's Notes version…

* Was "Hottest (Lady) Elephants" really the most appropriate or clever title they could come up with? And can we expect "Hottest Democrat (Lady) Asses" as a follow-up?

* Totally agree with Strul on Sarah Palin (#1) and Michelle Malkin (#7), despite how much I dislike their ideologies.

* Ann Coulter (#2) looks like a foot wearing a wig; that fact alone should have kept her off the list.

* Mary Liz Cheney (#8) what? How? Why? Really? (Update: My mistake. It's Liz Cheney. Accidentally wrote the wrong name; my confusion still applies.)

* Michele Bachmann and Fox News' Megyn Kelly were robbed by Cheney and Coulter.

Well, that part of my life is over now, thankfully. And I'm only 13 percent stupider than when I started.

  1. Seems more like a "top 8 faces of evil" list to me.

    by Andrew M. May 14th at 7:39PM
  2. It's actually Liz Cheney, not Mary, who's listed at #8. That's more understandable, but there are plenty of Fox Newsmodels that should be on the list instead of her, Coulter, and Malkin (to each his own, but dude, she's fugly.)

    by Tony May 14th at 2:59PM

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