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May 15 at 11:55AM

Rand Paul: Ron Paul's Son or Clone?

POSTED BY: Dennis DiClaudio

Disappointed soldiers in the Ron Paul Revolution, take heart. Your leader may have been defeated in '08, but He was not vanquished. For He hath given unto you a Son to continue His work.

And He shall be called Rand Paul. And He shall run for U.S. Senate in Kentucky. And He shall have gloriously curly locks of salt-and-pepper hair that shall drip with the oil that shall fuel a libertarian uprising!

And Rachel Maddow scored an interview with Him last night.

(You'll have to wade through some not-completely un-entertaining stuff involving Roberta McCain, Rush Limbaugh and Charlie Crist, but the Rand Paul interview begins at around the 3:15 mark.)

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Listen to Rand Paul's voice. Look into his eyes. Now, I don't wanna sound like some totally insane crazy nut job — no offense, Ron Paul supporters, no offense! — but I suspect that Rand Paul is, in fact, just a slow-aging clone of his father Ron.

You know, like Boba was to Jango.

If that's the case, then we really need to listen to what he says. He possesses knowledge that we can only dream about! And he might own a jet pack.

  1. If GOP right-wingers actually read the Bible, they'd recognize the real integrity in Ron Paul and Colin Powell. Please don't judge Jesus' true followers by these quack false prophets. Down with Limbaugh. Down with Rumsfeld, down with Cheney. Down with Pelosi. LET'S GET HONEST PEOPLE OF THE PEOPLE BY THE PEOPLE AND FOR THE PEOPLE back in WA and in the state offices. We need to get back to God. Get back to honesty. America's government on both sides is filled with self-righteous hypocrites. American's see this, but are baffled by the outright greed and lies of the politicians. We aren't stupid, just slow to stand up.

    by Lisa loo May 25th at 12:03PM
  2. I think this curly-haired man is handsome, and I love his voice.

    by Lorene May 27th at 8:02AM
  3. WOOT!

    RAND PAUL!!!

    randpaul2010.com

    by Ron Paul Fan May 27th at 6:05PM
  4. Um… Ron Paul named his kid Rand??? ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! That is pure awesome!

    by Nimbleboy June 1st at 4:32PM
  5. Real libertarians want to disband the government and corporations. There's no reason for corporations or corporate law to exist at all other then to rip people off and avoid following laws.

    by Barry Freed June 5th at 5:52AM
  6. W00t for Rand Paul! Somebody who actually cares about the People (not just Democrats, or Republicans)! Let's get this son of a gun in office.

    by tireless_minority July 13th at 8:31PM
  7. Libertarians have room in their party to allow the break-up large companies before they are too big to fail. Also, they want to get rid of many laws and regulations that are in place specifically to make large companies larger. Libertarian ideas are the best for small business owners, and for society in general (especially for a large diverse society such as the US.)

    Those that prefer government run things… have you considered that by having the government do it, you will have the same people in charge, only the difference will be that they can force you to give them money, and you won't have an alternative system to use? You could move to Cuba if you like that kind of thing.

    Personally, I'm an Anarchist when speaking internationally, a Libertarian at the national level, generally more Republican at the State level, and think people should be able to have a Democratic or Socialist situation at a local level if they prefer. Personally, I never prefer Socialism myself and would choose not to move into a commune, or more socialist city. However, in a more Libertarian country, there is room for all.

    by libertarian September 1st at 10:52AM
  8. A couple of comments above mentions Libertarian, I don't think he is purely Libertarian from what I have read. I also have looked him up, and looked up his competitors from both parties. The best thing about him is that you can tell exactly what he does think. His ideas are written everywhere on his site and found on his videos. His Democratic AND Republican competitors seem to wait for someone to tell them what to think. I would prefer someone who already knows what he thinks and can communicate his ideas – especially if those ideas are as correct as Paul's seems to be. He is a much more likely presidential candidate than his father and I hope he decides to run for that as well.

    by William Cessna September 1st at 11:01AM
  9. I hope that libertarians will usurb the neoconservatives so we can have a republican party based truly on freedom and real conservative values – fiscal restraint and noninterventionism.

    by Nick M. September 29th at 12:12PM
  10. RACHEL MADDOW TWISTS AND SPINS EVERYTHING TO FIT HER TWISTED VIEWS.

    I say we elect Ron Paul for President and Rand Paul for Vice President!!!

    by Effie November 2nd at 12:47PM
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