Aaaawww… Look at this. It's a bunch of adorable little kids who are adorably mouthing what I gather are supposed to be shocking statements about gay marriage — written by adult people who want to ensure that any one of these children who happens to be a homosexual will be denied the rights to marriage that they enjoy — adorably.

The only thing is, it doesn't seem particularly shocking for me to hear a child telling her grandmother that he should still accept and love her if she were a lesbian. Or that believing the Garden of Eden myth to be based on historical fact is maybe an outdated mode of thinking and that humans possibly aren't pulled from their mothers' wombs already stained with sin for which they need to feel ashamed.

Call me crazy, but I actually kind of find that endearing…

Our kids will be taught a new way of thinking?!?! What?!?! You mean they might grow up not believing that homosexuals mutant pervert abominations before God whose rights of freedom aren't also covered by the Constitution?

Why, that would be a catastrophe!

PZ Myers, by the way, has an excellent response…

Oh, and for any kids who are actually confused, here's how to tell who your parents are. They're the people who love you and take care of you and worry about you all the time. That's all that is important. Their anatomy? Not so important.