May 27 at 11:39AM
How the Daily Show Correspondents Will Survive the Coming Economic Collapse
What's the best way to weather the complete breakdown of the world societal and economic landscapes?
Apparently, you should get a job on The Daily Show. Let us know how that plan works out for you.
The Daily Show airs Monday through Thursday at 11pm / 10c.
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Wow, I'll probably go back to my country of origin as well. Unfortunately I left it because there was a total economic and social collapse. I believe it used to be called USSR. What we really need to do is support the economy by shopping with small business owners like this nice lady here: http://www.astoreforbeauty.com/
That opening remix is sick!
Paul Craig Roberts: How the Economy was Lost
http://www.counterpunch.org/roberts02242009.html
Hint. The Heritage Foundation's claim the more jobs get outsourced the more jobs will be created in the US with better pay is just a bunch of propaganda.
Get Peter Schiff on your show. He's been telling people the economy was going to collapse for a long time, and he spelled out exactly why.
He wrote a book called "Crash Proof: How to survive the coming economic collapse."
You should also get Paul Craig Roberts on the show who was an economist for the Reagan Administration.
I think you need a Soccer Mom on the Daily Show. I mean, c'mon, we were so dissed in the last election! Palin and all her 'hockey mom' crap! Hockey Mom my @ss! She was as much a hockey mom as she was a journalist or newspaper reader. And we know how much that is! Not…so…much. And besides, hockey's Canadian…that's socialist!
A real soccer mom could give your viewers perspective, from the grassroots. Who is closer to the grass than a soccer mom? Am I right? Grass, mud, blood-stained shin guards – we've got it all, Jon.
We're on the frontlines, is what I'm saying. Ok, fine, nitpick – so soccer is beloved everywhere but in the U.S. It's still relevant! At least soccer, in all its infinite obscurity, is battling our nation's number one threat – obesity. Can't say that about hockey OR Iraq.
We're a fat, fat nation, Jon and you need a (currently unemployed) mom on your team, Jon! Does your team play too many video games? A soccer mom could kick them outside. Are you getting enough cruciferous veggies in your diet? A soccer mom could make you love broccoli! Do you have a team cheer? A soccer mom could create one for you! Do you have home-baked, low-fat, whole grain, properly portioned cookies and handi-wipes available after the show? Hello? Soccer Mom to the rescue. Are there margaritas in your travel coffee cups on the sidelines for your early show tapings? A soccer mom could show you how to – uh, nevermind.
There's so much ill in the world. Ill will. Swine ill. The dreaded economic ill. Soccer Moms can help in so many, many ways, Jon. Only you can hire a Soccer Mom.
The Daily Show, it's clear, needs an unemployed English teacher from the Detroit area to relate to the rest of the world how things are at the heart of the economic collapse.
I would LOVE to get a job on the Daily Show. I'll beat all challengers with a stick.