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May 27 at 3:21PM

How the GOP Should Be Responding to Sotomayor

POSTED BY: Dennis DiClaudio

While the rest of the country goes around accusing each other of being racists and reverse-racists and double secret reverse extra-special racists, Frank J, over at IMAO, actually has what has to be the best strategy for how the GOP should respond to the Sonia Sotomayor nomination.

The Republicans should give in to inevitability and just "be super enthused"!

Man, it will freak out all the Democrats if the Republicans are suddenly giddy at the thought of Sotomayor becoming a Supreme Court Justice. They'll know something is up and dedicate their little Democrat brains to trying to figure it out. And when the hearings start, we can all be like, "It's just so thrilling to think we could have a Latina on the Supreme Court. We can't believe it! I don't know why the Democrats want these hearing; I just want to vote for her right now!"

And we can ask all inane questions at the hearings like, "What's your favorite color?" and "What font do you prefer for your decisions?" and "How awesome is it that you're Latina?"

What will this achieve? I don't know. But it's unpredictable, and that's what the Republicans need right now.

Unfortunately, the Republican Party that could have organized a focused response like this is the Republican Party that wouldn't need to organize a focused response like this.

  1. Here's a compilation of the conservative media calling Sotomayor racist. This is outrageous:
    http://www.gotchamediablog.com/2009/05/conservative-media-equates-sotomayor.html

    by Matt May 27th at 4:40PM
  2. The Repubs don't even have to be wholly falling over themselves enthused, just patiently going along and "seeing the process through" and "taking part in a moment of tremendous historical importance" etc, to keep their dignity up. And then when this is a distant memory, coming back to Dems and saying "hey! We were totally nice and accommodating and bipartisan on the Sotomayor appointment, you should play ball with us! By which mean, bend over for one of our crackpot ideas! It's only fair!!!" And the thing is, they could be trying for a resolution declaring a Kick Puppies Day and there are Dems who'd treat that as actually fair.

    by razrangel May 27th at 3:48PM

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