So, you're totally not gonna believe this, but it appears that Roland Burris may have promised to "personally do something" for former Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich in exchange for appointing him to Barack Obama's empty senate seat…

I know! I'm blown away, too! I never, ever, never, ever, ever, never, nevever would have guessed it!

I mean, who could have foreseen that the guy who was quickly appointed by the guy who was unanimously impeached by the Illinois senate might not be the cleanest knife in the drawer?