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Ann Coulter, Newt Gingrich and Rush Limbaugh Take Firm Stance Against Imaginary Racism

POSTED BY: Dennis DiClaudio

In case you haven't heard, Sonia Sotomayor is a racist. Oh, yeah, it's totally true.

Even Ann Coulter says so, and I've never known her to say anything idiotic for ridiculous hyper-partisan reasons…

Never ones to shy away from a fight — even a losing one — the Holy Trinity of the GOP – Newt Gingrich, Ann Coulter and Rush Limbaugh — have taken to calling the Supreme Court justice nominee Sonia Sotomayor a 'racist,' with Gingrich even going so far as to ask her to withdraw.

In other news, a giraffe, an ostrich and an apatosaurus have all come out strongly against the uncommonly long length of her neck and the fact that her diet consists mainly of leaves, grasses and other plant matter.

  1. Oh Dennis! Calling A-Rabs those names is not racist. It's patriotic. Haven't you been listing th previous 7 1/2 years?

    by WIDTAP May 28th at 5:36PM
  2. Sure I do. Which would you prefer? The one where she refers to Muslims as "rag head," "jihad monkey" or "camel jockey"?

    by Dennis DiClaudio May 28th at 2:41PM
  3. Are you implying that Coulter is racist? If so, do you have a non-ridiculous, non-hyper-partisan reason for that?

    Are you criticizing her looks? Would you like her to look more like Carrie Prejean?

    by Kevin May 28th at 2:24PM

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