May 28 at 1:00PM
Rubbering Your Ducky in the U.S. of A.
Finally, somebody's getting down to the real issue that drives the debate over gay marriage. That it's just the first step in liberals' millenia-old struggle to legally have sex with ducks…
(via Garfunkel & Oates)
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Do you know why Florida is great? You can still fuck a duck and not get charged with bestiality…
"But the Mossy Head man suspected of assaulting Meg the goat was never charged, because law enforcement officials could not link him to the scene. The suspect was arrested months later in a separate goat abduction, said Walton County Assistant State Attorney Walter Parker.
Rich's legislation would target only those who derived or helped others derive ''sexual gratification" from an animal, specifying that conventional dog-judging contests and animal-husbandry practices are permissible.
That last provision tripped up Miami Democratic Sen. Larcenia Bullard.
'People are taking these animals as their husbands? What's husbandry?' she asked. Some senators stifled their laughter as Sen. Charlie Dean, an Inverness Republican, explained that husbandry is raising and caring for animals. Bullard didn't get it.
'So that maybe was the reason the lady was so upset about that monkey?' Bullard asked, referring to a Connecticut case where a woman's suburban chimpanzee went mad and was shot."
http://www.miamiherald.com/486/story/943463.html
Is this a great state or what? The State Senator (A Democrat unfamiliar with animal weddings and bar-mitzvahs) rambled on as the other Senators just laughed at her. They kind of tried to stop her, but, it was just too funny according to a Rep. I spoke to about it. The "Meg The Goat" law has not been enacted yet (I don't think) so, fly down here while the barnyard lovin' is still lawful. Ducks are actually a bit sheepish. Start with an otter.
Unfortunately, one can get caught up in an "animal cruelty" beef. Creative lawyering they call it (which apparently they weren't in this part of Florida). I don't get it. I typically put the alleged "victim" on the stand and have yet to lose. Not a single "victim" has ever stated they didn't love getting boned by some dude.
I too am pro-fuck duck. Ducks have rights.
The truth about foie gras? Sex with ducks.
Pat Robertson gives good beak.
"Quack" means "yes."