Barack Obama Magically Turns Homosexual's Concerns into Hilarious Joke
The other day — while charming the pants off of every liberal person in Hollywood — Barack Obama took a brief moment away from comparing himself to Franklin Roosevelt to acknowledge the gays who were protesting outside like a bunch of gays…
"One of them said, 'Obama, keep your promise,' and I thought that's fair," he said. "I don't know which promise he was talking about."
The crowd cracked up.
Hahahahahahaha! Oh, my! What a wonderfully witty president we have.
And it's so true. There's no possible way of knowing "which promise he was talking about." I mean, was it the promise to end Don't Ask, Don't Tell? Or the one to repeal the Defense of Marriage Act? Could'a been either. Or any of the other promises he made to the homosexual community and social liberals in general.
Too bad that silly gay guy wasn't more specific, huh?
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Sunday, 31 May, 2009 AD.
Dear Geesh,
Perhaps you are not informed at this present time concerning the fraudulent so-called, 'President of The United States of America' who identifies himself as, Mr. Barack Obama (not his real name).
May I encourage you to a very informative website titled, The French Connectioin, http://www.iamthewitness.com by Mr. Daryl Bradford Smith who interviews various people who expose the current Political/Economical and Finanical climate and status which is being orchestrated on fraud and deceit.
Yours sincerely,
Phillip Andrew Jones
Wellington 2820
New South Wales
Australia
I'm glad someone from Australia is telling "the truth" to people is the United States about our President. I mean where would we be if people from half a world away wern't telling us about our election laws.
And where were you in November 2000?
I think it's funny. Obama has nothing to do with the California Prop-8. It's a state issue and his hands are tied, but still, they expect someone else to come in and fix the problem for them.
To all my gay friends: your fight is with the lame straights in california, not with Obama. As for the promises you'd like to see kept: GIVE THE MAN SOME TIME!!! He's already had to deal with a failing war in Iraq, a new push in Afganistan, F_ing Pirates, nuclear tensions and missile tests in North Korea, Mexican Drug Cartel violence and you're worried about military commanders finding out you're gay? Why don't you try NOT wearing the mascara to morning formation?
I hope this doesn't come off as mean, but please, give the man some time to get in gear. For crying out loud he's trying to fix 8 years of Dick and Bush. When he's done with that, he can handle yours.
And as for Mr. PA Jones: I read your linked site. What a load of crotch jam! Don't you have your own problems in Penal England to worry about? Oh, our presiden't a fraud huh? Where'd you find that info? On the most reliable source in the universe: the internet? Jog on!
Sincerely, Paul
>> Why don't you try NOT wearing the mascara to morning formation?
This is exactly the problem with straights like you. You think that being in the closet is so easy. Douchebag.
>>This is exactly the problem with straights like you. You think that being in the closet is so easy. Douchebag.
This is exactly the problem with gays like you. You think that we're all out to get you. Douchebag.
"automagically" ? nice…
Or any of the other campaign promises like the laughable "create or save….jobs" which magically has no way being accounted for. Watch the man's actions, he's no better than Bush, just has different special interests that he's watching out for, and most of them don't care one whit about the gay community, you're just a slice of the electorate he can count on for votes and money, because you've bought into the lie that if someone doesn't approve of your sleeping partner, they hate you.
Just knowing we're in the same genus makes me embarrassed to call myself 'homo'.
Wow a politician not keeping campaign promises, shocking. I know GWB kept all his…
""I'm glad someone from Australia is telling "the truth" to people is the United States about our President. I mean where would we be if people from half a world away wern't telling us about our election laws.
And where were you in November 2000?""
Actually the best and only real coverage of the Y2K debacle in real time was New Zealand's Scoop newspaper. I needed to go to F___ing New Zealand ?!? to get the real story about the fraud that was happening 20 miles up the road from my home in Orlando.
That said, PAJ has severe mental deficits. Just because they are distant (or close) has no effect on how smart or knowledgeable they are.