This new spot from the National Organization for Marriage ain't your daddy's anti-gay marriage ad. No, sir!

It's your uncle's. You know, the one who has a full shelf set aside in the refrigerator just for hot sauces, drives a pick-up that runs on kerosene, and thinks that bow-hunting for black bears is a rite of passage…

I wish they hadn't decided to cut out the fiddle solo. Man, I love me a good fiddle solo.