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June 4 at 9:45AM

Dick Cheney Yuks It Up Over 9/11

POSTED BY: Matt Tobey

Hey, did you hear the one about 9/11? Neither did the 2975 people who died! Wacka wacka wacka! When you're done ROFLMAO'ing over that one, former VP Dick Cheney's got another 9/11 zinger for you.



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  1. >It wasn't those 19 scumbags with box cutters or gitmo folks

    hmmm, didn't the 911 commission mention something like, it was retaliation for influencing their countries (Saudi Arabia, Somalia) by basing troops and supporting oppressive puppet/vichy gov'ts/dictatorships?

    If Russians had troops stationed in DC to protect their occupation gov't, could you blame a bunch of good 'ol boys for killing a few of them? maybe bomb moscow if they could?

    how's that golden rule work? do unto others…?

    by Ed June 5th at 9:29AM
  2. Fact check, Ed:

    the good ol' boy network is in Texas, I believe

    DC's got boys in the 'hood

    in the case of Russian boats stationed, let's say, in the Potomac, I'm sure these normally arch enemies would hook up to take out as many floating armed missile carriers that they could shoot.

    assuming that the Russians took out our military, which is how they managed to get their boats that deep into the good ol' USofA, i'd even be willing to bet that that flying Alaskan moose shooter might get in on some country-saving terrorist activity.

    i'd bet my ass on that. and if i was broke, i'd fucking rob somebody to place that bet!

    by DCtonian June 5th at 10:25AM
  3. Jon Stewart is a fucktard.

    Dick Cheney may not be lovable, but Stewart's the one making the cheap joke on 9/11 victims in this case.

    (Colbert is actually funny, Stewart's a weiner)

    http://www.jumpinginpools.blogspot.com

    by Matt June 5th at 11:34AM
  4. The ability to understand sarcasm is a higher-brain function, inaccessible to *certain* people.

    by Sarah June 5th at 12:42PM
  5. There's a big difference between 'not understanding sarcasm' and saying something inflammatory because 'I'm here to pimp my blog, O god, please read my blog, please!'

    Not that I would suggest that this applies to anyone in this thread.

    by Steve June 6th at 1:10AM
  6. Pretty lame of the Press Club guys not to follow up with exactly what Jon said on his show. Why didn't they? They are the press, after all. Right?

    by Rowland Scherman June 8th at 3:33PM
  7. Hey Ed, for the Cheney types the golden rule ends at the "do unto others" part. There is no "dot, dot, dot." The goal is simply to do unto others. To destroy them.

    by Brian June 9th at 4:37PM
  8. "And then we started torturing people" we mean like cutting heads off. Oh, sorry I did not get the memo that said if terrorists do that it is ok, but if we do something that does not kill or even bring blood we are the evil Americans. Stupid azz Liberals!

    by jlr June 14th at 3:05AM
  9. So JLR is setting up terrorists as our bahavioral role models? Wow. Yeah, I wanna' be just like them….

    by Fred June 16th at 5:12PM
  10. Dicky boy,

    Wait to you read my book…"My Failed Pardon, …. The Richard Cheyney True Story….Dick the Prick…." by Scooter

    by Irving Libby June 24th at 1:33AM
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