As you're aware, the military has discharged dozens of gay Arabic translators, and I personally could not be more offended. When will we as a society wake up and allow Arabic translators to serve openly? As more and more states allow Arabic translator marriage, isn't it time to put an end to this arcane practice so that little Arabic translating boys and girls can live with their heads held high without the threat of bigotry

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