Election Day

We know that November 3, 2009 isn't a real Election Day. But still, we can all pretend. Right? Take a look at these six elections and let us know how much you care.

No Fair Health Care

This former McCain campaign advisor on health care is going to loose his coverage. No, seriously.

Christie v. Python

Find out how to tell copyright infringement from quite a far way away by examining Rep. Chris Christie's campaign ad.

Daily Bloomberg

Watch these videos and take a trip down Memory Lane, where the flowers are always in Bloomberg.
June 15 at 2:28PM

Michelle Obama Gorilla Slur Won't Distract GOP from the Real Issues

POSTED BY: Mary Phillips-Sandy

Today's demonstration of why Republicans + Internet = Fail comes via South Carolinan "activist" Rusty DePass, who simply had to share this hilarious witticism on Facebook…

Commenting on a report posted to Facebook about a gorilla escape at a zoo in Columbia, S.C., Friday, longtime GOP activist Rusty DePass wrote, "I'm sure it's just one of Michelle's ancestors – probably harmless."

Get it??? Because Michelle Obama, who is black, believes in evolution! (No, seriously, that was DePass's pathetic excuse when he got caught.) Maybe what I mean is, Republicans + Words in Any Medium = Fail.

And here is a member of South Carolina's GOP establishment, calling for some perspective on the whole flap…

Eric Davis, the current chairman of the Richland County Republicans, said his predecessor should get a pass. "Everyone says stupid things they regret later. I think the world should move on," he said.

Mm, yes. Especially since the rally to fire David Letterman starts tomorrow at 4:30 p.m.

  1. Reading it as a joke it is pretty funny but I don't understand why he has to cover it up just say it was a racist joke.

    by Sirdi June 19th at 11:56PM
  2. Who could find that offensive? I'm sure he's said the same about Barbara Bush many times.

    by oboe June 18th at 8:33PM
  3. I am disgusted that a so called educated civil servant could utter such drivel! Michelle Obama has much more on the ball and much more love in her life that this idiot! Perhaps we should put a hood on his head and label him a KlansMan! It would suit his views that anyone who isn't white is a threat to our society. Sorry, I don't find this humorous at all.

    by CDaly June 15th at 11:01PM
  4. I thought it was hilarious myself!

    by Rusty Griswold June 15th at 6:37PM
  5. I'm more offended that he thinks that a currently living gorilla could be a modern human's ancestor.

    by BC Woods June 15th at 4:57PM

Leave a Reply

CONTACT US

FEATURES

Johnston's Johnson

Before the end of the year, John McCain will stare into the maw Levi Johnston's penis. And he will weep.

Grand Ol' Census

That census form you just received in the mail is okay to fill out because it's not actually a census form!

CAPTION CHALLENGE

THIS WEEK'S CHALLENGE

Robert Gibbs was Luke's father?

LAST WEEK'S WINNER

"Healthcare legislation is like taking a dump this big. Sure it may hurt, but once it passes it feels soooo good."
Sumbitted by: flasunbum

HEADLINE ANAGRAMS

Submit Your Anagrams

Help us find the secret liberal code hidden in, "Republicans Bask in Glow of Victories in N.J. and Va.". Submit your anagrams to this week's challenge!

INDECISION IS EVERYWHERE


Start following TheInDecider now!

POLITICAL ADDICTIONARY