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June 16 at 3:58PM

Sarah Palin Accepts the Surrender of David Letterman

POSTED BY: Dennis DiClaudio

Thank God! Sarah-Palin's-14-Year-Old-DaughterGate seems to have finally run its course

Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin has accepted late-night TV host David Letterman's apology over a sexually charged joke about her teenage daughter.

"Of course it's accepted on behalf of young women, like my daughters, who hope men who 'joke' about public displays of sexual exploitation of girls will soon evolve," Palin said in a statement late on Monday night.

Hopefully, we won't have to worry about something like this darkening our national discourse for at least another week and a half.

  1. "Surrender!?" I'd hardly call David's monologue addressing the issue a "surrender." Anybody with half a brain could see that he was making her look even more foolish – and Sara Palin is simply too stupid to realize it.

    by WakeUpPeople June 17th at 1:31PM
  2. Since David Letterman has apologized and Sarah Palin has accepted it, why create a issue out of it???

    by Strata Title Management June 17th at 8:16AM
  3. She only hopes that "men who 'joke' about public displays of sexual exploitation of girls will evolve."

    Men who sexually exploit girls in private, that seems to be another story.

    by DCtonian June 17th at 7:24AM
  4. Sarah Palin hopes that men will "evolve"? Wow. Hands up if you think she should win the MOST UNWITTINGLY IRONIC PERSON EVER award, breaking her own previous record.

    by Obamatheist June 17th at 5:54AM
  5. She used the 'evolve' word. She should wash her mouth out with soap

    by Gearoid June 16th at 4:34PM

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