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The Onion: New Hampshire Passes Law Forcing Old People to Watch Gays Marry

POSTED BY: Dennis DiClaudio

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Less than two weeks after legalizing gay marriage in the state, New Hampshire legislators enacted a new law Tuesday making it mandatory for persons over the age of 60 to attend three same-sex weddings every year for the rest of their lives.

It's not really asking all that much when you consider all the Viagra commercials everyone else is forced to watch.

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