BREAKING: John McCain Is Attacking North Korea, Somehow?
As you may have heard, there's new intelligence that North Korea is planning on celebrating the Fourth of July by firing long-range ballistic missiles at Hawaii, which will truly suck, unless the missiles a) explode into Mickey Mouse shapes or b) land in the ocean instead.
Terrifying stuff all around, but now, what the hell is this…
The U.S. military is planning to intercept a flagged North Korean ship suspected of proliferating weapons material in violation of a U.N. Security Council resolution passed last Friday, FOX News has learned.
The USS John McCain, a navy destroyer, will intercept the ship Kang Nam as soon as it leaves the vicinity off the coast of China, according to a senior U.S. defense official.
AHHHHH! Why didn't we think of this sooner? Just launch "USS" (United States Superhero??) navy destroyer John McCain at North Korea's warships so he can blow them to smithereens using nothing but his bare hands and his famous temper!
And if he needs backup, why, we'll just send the USS Meghan McCain over there and make them listen to her talk about her blog, and then they will surrender voluntarily.
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It's named after his dad and pep pep. So not THEE Senator from Arizona.
Ha!
@Youma: Because that is what people tend to say upon hearing that long-range ballistic missiles are aimed at their homes OR upon hearing Meghan McCain talk about her blog.
Any particular reason "Jesus Christ" is a tag for this article?
It would be horrible if an ICBM exploded offshore from Hawaii and the warhead was filled with those delicious ice-cream Mickey Mouse bars. They would melt. That would suck.
North & South Korean media (magazines, tv,radio and newspapers)… http://www.enewsreference.com