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Why Can't We Know More of the Intimate Details of Our Politicians' Lives?

POSTED BY: Dennis DiClaudio

Swampland's Amy Sullivan on "The TMI Governor"…

I'll give Mark Sanford this: After all of the terse, tight-lipped, vague apologies for an offense that's not ever really spelled-out, it was almost refreshing to hear a politician explain — and explain and explain — what he'd done wrong.

I disagree. But I actually totally agree. But really I actually totally agree to the point of disagreement.* You see, I want more explanation from my politicians. Explanation about what? Explanation about everything!

I want to know what kind of shampoo they use so that I can judge them for it. I want to know what brand of frozen waffles they feed to their kids so that I can feel morally superior to them. I want watch the intimate details of their lives edited down into morally unambiguous chunks of family-friendly bits interspersed with advertisements that will tell me what kind of shampoo and frozen waffle will make me the happiest.

Because this is America and I am stupid and I deserve it!

* I'm not actually being critical of Amy Sullivan. I'm not sure who I'm being critical of. Maybe I'm being critical of me. Who knows?

  1. Political science has determined that as demand for discovery of a politician's hair-care products increase, statesmen decrease.

    by Cube June 25th at 2:04AM

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