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June 25 at 11:07AM

Mark Sanford Has a Conservative Mind and a Liberal Penis

POSTED BY: Matt Tobey

Well, this week is certainly a cause for celebration among the GOP. Yesterday, South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford admitted to having an extramarital affair, and not only was it with a woman, but it appears she is of legal age, the sex likely occurred in private quarters, and there are no signs Sanford's wife was dying from cancer during the affair. That, my friends, is progress.



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  1. I have never thought Steward and Colbert were funny. Don't understand how they stay on TV——boring shows.

    by harriet1 June 27th at 11:21PM
  2. COME EAT WITH ME I`M UNIQUE MAYAN AND SOUTHERN CUISINE FROM MEXICO AT SAN MIGUEL DE ALLENDE GUANAJUATO, MEXICO
    ALL WELCOME
    ASK FOR THE CHEF PEDRO…

    by WOOLIS KABAN June 26th at 12:44PM
  3. funneh
    http://www.FilthyRichmond.com

    /stuart hannig drinks pee

    by Jakes June 26th at 12:23PM
  4. http://blablabla.ee/Artiklid/artikkel/368

    by jessu22 June 26th at 12:14PM
  5. Stuart, your opinions will be considered when you can spell the names correctly.

    Most importantly, they are your opinions, and therefore they are worth very little to begin with. Why are you here, on the website which shows videos of these two comedians, telling us how unfunny they are? You do not enjoy them. THEN STOP WATCHING THEM.

    by Monica June 26th at 12:13PM
  6. LOL., aint it the truth!

    RT
    http://www.anon-tools.tk

    by Johnny Scaks June 26th at 12:01PM
  7. Thank you for commenting South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford.

    by Chris June 26th at 11:57AM
  8. Honestly… Infidelity doesn't affect someones ability to do their damn job….

    Look at Spitzer – God what I would give to get spitzer back in office.

    Check out the
    Electronic Cigarette

    by johnny5 June 26th at 11:55AM
  9. Jon Steward and COlbert are not funny.

    There I said it.

    by Stuart Hannig June 26th at 11:54AM

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