An upcoming issue of Vanity Fair contains a six-page profile of Alaskan literary figure Sarah Palin, and it's on the internet right now, and let me tell you, this thing is juicier than any mooseburger you've ever eaten.

Among the revelations? Sarah Palin is a backstabby nincompoop with the all political skills of a Styrofoam peanut, and her shenanigans gave John McCain's advisers a serious case of the ulcers/"no comments." But what about Palin's second-most scrutinized child, that sweet little baby, Jesus "Trig" Christ?

When Trig was born, Palin wrote an e-mail letter to friends and relatives, describing the belated news of her pregnancy and detailing Trig's condition; she wrote the e-mail not in her own name but in God's, and signed it "Trig’s Creator, Your Heavenly Father."

Egomaniacal? Perhaps. Or perhaps Sarah Palin is just doing God's will, and by God's will, obviously, I mean Sarah Palin's will.

At any rate, this is very good news for Bobby Jindal, who's always wanted to prove that he could beat God in a primary election.