Hey, look! In her new hard-hitting interview in Runner's World, Sarah Palin reveals what we've all kind of expected. That she's just a normal, red-blooded, everyday mega-celebrity state governor presidential hopeful. Aw, shucks…

Tell me about a memorable run during the campaign that really stands out.

Oh, my gosh, the one that really stands out I'm embarrassed to death to repeat. I went for a run at John McCain's ranch a couple of days before the debate with Joe Biden. My favorite thing in the world is to run on hot, dusty roads. I don't get enough of that in Alaska. So I was in heaven and there were plenty of hills so I knew my thighs were going to just throb and my lungs were going to burn and that's what I crave.

I like running alone and having the Secret Service with me added a little bit of pressure. I'm thinking I gotta have good form and can't be hyperventilating and can't be showing too much pain and that adds a little more pressure on you as you're trying to be out there enjoying your run. Then I fell coming down a hill and was so stinkin' embarrassed that a golf cart full of Secret Service guys had to pull up beside me. My hands just got torn up and I was dripping blood. In the debate you could see a big fat ugly Band-Aid on my right hand. I have a nice war wound now as a reminder of that fall in the palm of my right hand. For much of the campaign, shaking hands was a little bit painful.

OMG! Tell me about it! That is pretty much the most embarrassing thing ever!

Every time I wipe out in front of the Secret Service detail that's paid to follow me around and throw themselves in front of any projectiles fired into my direction, I just get so stinkin' red faced.

Like, seriously.