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July 1 at 1:04PM

Rush Limbaugh Is Way Ahead of Us, Already Complaining About Obama's Third Term

POSTED BY: Dennis DiClaudio

Well, it's been a whole five months since Barack Obama was sworn in as President of the United States. So, it's probably about time to start worrying about what atrocities to the country he'll be committing during his third term in office.

Rush Limbaugh, why don't you get us started

You have to wonder if Obama is just trying to lay a foundation for not being a hypocrite when he tries to serve beyond 2016. I wouldn't be at all surprised if in the next number of years there is a move on the 22nd Amendment, which term limits the President of the United States…

And I wouldn't put it past Obama to be plotting right now how to serve beyond 2016 and I think the way he's reacting to what's happening in Honduras – Look, they've got a constitution… and Obama sides with the guy who wanted to rip up the constitution…

Anybody who thinks that he intends to just constitutionally go away in 2016 is nuts… These are people who seek power for reasons other than to serve. They seek to rule.

It's not his third term I'm worried about. It's his twelfth term that keeps me up at night.

Call me a traditionalist, but I just think it's wrong to elect a re-animated corpse to such an important position.* (A Muslim re-animated corpse, no less.)

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* Plus, I think he'll be soft on illegal interplanetary aliens.

  1. He does make some fragments of sense, the "coup" in honduras was perfectly legitimate as far as I can make out. The president was removed by order of the supreme court.

    by Youma July 1st at 6:25PM
  2. "Call me a traditionalist, but I just think it's wrong to elect a re-animated corpse to such an important position.* (A Muslim re-animated corpse, no less.)"

    Myself, Stuart Gordon, and H.P. Lovecraft may disagree on the issue of re-animation and Barack Obama. Respectfully of course.

    "Stuart Gordon has been quoted on several occasions as expressing a desire to make a fourth installment in the series, entitled House of Re-Animator; this film would, he claims, be a political satire wherein West moves into the White House and re-animates the deceased Vice President. However, the project is not presently in development." (That's from Wiki, but I'm not wasting my one link on that shit.)

    I am pro re-animating Barack after his fourth term. You bastaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrd!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cP0Km-KT8pw

    by Cube July 1st at 3:52PM

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