Sarah Palin Declares Independence from Her Job as Governor of Alaska
When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one bespectacled lady to dissolve the political bands which have connected her with the people of Alaska, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle her, a decent respect to the opinions of (wo)mankind requires that she should declare the causes which impel her to the separation:
Known as Sarah Barracuda when she played basketball in high school, Ms. Palin used point guard analogy in explaining her decision [to resign as governor], saying she knows “exactly when to pass the ball so the team can win.”
Also too, she did not add (but we may well imply), that she holds these truths to be self-evident, that all men (and women) are created equal, except for the gays, and that they are endowed by their Creator (Sarah Palin) with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of the Republican nomination for president in 2012, and all the nice designer suits involved with that.
In Jesus's name, you betcha.
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When the going gets tough, the lipstick wearing pit bull point guard passes the ball and walks off the court.
She could have been Vice President and she can't take \the politics of personal distruction and wastful spending associated with it\ from Alaska? How much time and money was spent persuing Bill's blowjob?
One more sign she can't play on the national stage. You betcha.
And wasn't she the one screaming \socialist\ and \terrorist lover\ at Obama? I guess the politics of personal distruction is okay when she is on the dealing end.
She's done and over as far as future office goes. Maybe she can get another book ghost written. Maybe Fox News will give her a job. Maybe she can fund raise forever and create AstroTurf organizations like Newt.
But President 2012, not anymore. She crumbled in the face of scandle before her reelection campaign started.
She's got a TV show.
Turns out that Miss America's hubby is not only a REAL FAKE American, dude has been outted as a card carrying ANTI-American http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2009/07/01/politics/main5128672.shtml?tag=pop
She got america a great present!
She said "I just can't take another 4th of July parade ~ I'm done."
Could another daughter be pregnant?
She's done plenty for Alaska…time to do something for America before it becomes the USSA!
Is it even possible there is a more bizarre character disorder on the national political stage. Go Sarah, win the 2012 nomination and save us all from a return to the disaster of republican rule.
…Hummm. She's probably fallen 'in love' with somebody on her Trail of the Sword and wants to get a d-i-v-o-r-c-e, etc. Who knows what she has in mind!
To paraphrase Charles Pierce (in his book "Idiot America"), the presence of Sarah Palin on a national political ticket should have been seen by all of us as an affront comparable to the elevation of Caligula's horse. [Look it up, if you must.] To be fair, the insult was worse, for the horse presumably never suffered from narcissistic personality disorder, as some McCain staffers feared Palin does, nor did anyone assert that the horse attempted human speech, as we know Palin does.
Should Palin ever again be tapped for national office, one may hope that she will toss her lovely mane and then do what even Caligula's horse could have done, and reply, simply, "Neigh!" [Homophone intentional.]