Sarah Palin Has Found a Higher Calling, But It Doesn't Involve Making Any Sense
Wasn't it nice how everyone set off fireworks over the weekend, to celebrate Sarah Palin's patriotic abdication* of her duties as an elected official? But while you were relaxing with a bucket of wine coolers the soon-to-be-ex Governor was toiling in the victimization mines, Twittering incoherently yet indignantly…
Critics are spinning, so hang in there as they feed false info on the right decision made as I enter last yr in office to not run again….
About 19 hours ago from TwitterBerry
Yes, hang in there, America! Be strong, and do not consume the "false info." Have the potato salad instead! Remember, winners never quit and quitters never say they quit, they just post rambling Facebook notes about findin' themselves a higher calling…
How sad that Washington and the media will never understand; it’s about country. And though it's honorable for countless others to leave their positions for a higher calling and without finishing a term, of course we know by now, for some reason a different standard applies for the decisions I make.
Thus far Sarah Palin's higher calling involves siccing her lawyers on a blogger who reported on rumors of an FBI investigation, and dragging some poor Alaskan FBI official away from his one weekend off to say, Nah, there's no investigation. See? It's about country.
Just not the part of the country that actually elected her.
*Man, we are going to be parsing this nutty Sarah Palin resignation forever, at least until Sarah Palin does another batshit insane thing in public, which- what, you want to say a week? Maybe a week?
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"Sarah Palin has found out that Barry Soetoro aka Barrack Obama was born in Mombosa Kenya a birth certificate has been located on e-bay"….
Oh well if it's on ebay it's gotta be true. Thanks for clearing that up. I'm just happy to know his real name wasn't Anti Christ, cuz 2012 is approaching fast and I was getting worried.
And once again, one of the "AMERICA FUCK YEAH ENGLISH OR GTFO" crowd can't put together a coherent paragraph to save his life.
You know, I am so fucking sick and tired of people (read: male righties) always attacking 'lib' women as being ugly–just because they don't like Sarah Palin. Nobody gives two shits if you have wet dreams about the 'moose mama', but for crissakes, if some women don't like her–let it go. You don't see women lefties telling you rightie men that the real reason you don't like Obama is because of that saying about "once you have had black…..", now do you?
Oh and by the way, I hear that's true too.
Please all you ugly lib women take your pres obama and the drive by media and watch a classy honest lady and yes nice looking which all you ladies of color seem to not like. But sit back and take a few long breathes, Sarah Palin has found out that Barry Soetoro aka Barrack Obama was born in Mombosa Kenya a birth certificate has been located on e-bay, now tell Sarah Palin i told you so. And now back to another classy lady politican Margaret Thacher said Sarah Palin can and will get the USA back on the right road, and will make the best president for 2012.
Dear woman who is the reason I have seriously considered having the "h" legally removed from my name so as not to have to share that spelling with you:
Let me explain this in very small words.
That other person who left office without finishing his term–look, you know who you're talking about, we know who you're talking about, your passive-aggressive bullshit ain't fooling anyone–left that office because he was elected President.
You, on the other hand, did this thing we here on the Internets refer to as "flouncing." (see http://wiki.fandomwank.com/index.php/Flounce )
Hope this clears things up!