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July 8 at 5:35PM

Al Franken, The Lowliest Senator

POSTED BY: Dennis DiClaudio

In case you were wondering — as I'm sure you were — a spokesman for Harry Reid just made an official statement to the press that Al Franken is the absolute worst senator

"Franken's service begins on the date on which he is sworn. So regardless of state size, etc, he cannot jump over members who were sworn on Jan. 6th," Reid spokesman Jim Manley said in an email.

"So Mr. Franken is Number 100 and is last in seniority for all members and, of course last, for Democrats too."

Okay. That's all for the time being. Now that that incredibly important bit of news is out there, you can go about your day.

  1. Who's to say he wont be a great man? He seens to know a great deal of the waste and bull%$#& those a'holes are doing to our once great country. Nothing less than economic terrorism and everyone responsible should be locked up, deported or stripped of all monies.

    by Michael Reap July 15th at 2:05PM
  2. Does that mean he won't be getting his six months of back pay?

    by DCtonian July 9th at 5:53AM
  3. Gosh, this Franken saga is insane. He needs to talk to Stuart Smally to keep his spirits up.

    by oboe July 9th at 12:10AM

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