July 9 at 11:30AM
Howard Dean Is Excited About His Colbert Report Viral Video
Governor Howard Dean taped a web-exclusive video backstage at The Colbert Report recently, and it's going to be huge. It's going to be more viral than Keyboard Cat and SARS combined.
When you woke up this morning, you might have thought this could be the day you see Howard Dean name-drop Digg.
Certainly you may have wondered if this would possibly be the day he shouts out Boing Boing or Videogum or Nah Right.
But I'll bet dollars to donuts, you didn't guess you'd hear Howard Dean utter the words "Street Boners and TV Carnage" today. I always thought that would happen on a Tuesday.
The Colbert Report airs Monday through Thursday at 11:30pm / 10:30c.
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Would have been better if he had been screaming, like in Iowa, which is what they're spoofing. Still, amusing to watch him read the cards off camera that had the names of the above sites.
SO WHAT?
What anti-American Obamabot wouldn't push digg like a well programmed drone? Digg is every Obamabot's home, robot factory, bullshit cauldron, so why even pretend to act surprised about Dean's attempt to give digg head?
Nobody believes digg's bullshit sales pitches anymore; look at Google Trends — digg users have been dropping like flies since mid 2007, probably due to the fact digg steals user submissions [to make posters like MrBabyMan popular] and bans users [for speaking against Obama].
ATTN. ANTI-AMERICAN OBAMABOTS:
DIGG IS DEAD, AND ALL OF YOU HELPED KILL IT.
The next in line to rot: Twitter! …not only because Twitter is fucking retarded beyond belief, but because digg is ANOTHER home for yuppie Obamabots — hooray!