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July 10 at 10:26AM

Sarah Palin Makes the Urban Dictionary

POSTED BY: Dennis DiClaudio

It's not the OED, but the OED is a little too foreigny anyway…

Pullin' a Palin

1. Quitting when the going gets tough; abandoning the responsibility entrusted to you by your neighbors for book advances and to make money on the lecture circuit.

2. Bizarre move that will damn ambitions for higher office.

I know there's probably something funnier I can do with this post, but I'm just not feeling like putting the effort in to do it today. I feel like… like… um…

Is there some kind of phrase to describe what I'm doing? There must be.

  1. I believe the word you're looking for starts with the letters "p", "r", and "o"

    by JC July 13th at 3:21AM

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