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July 15 at 1:35PM by Matt Tobey

Colbert: Turn the Uninsured into Weapons and Corn

On last night's Colbert Report, Stephen solved the health care problem by suggesting we simply repackage sick people as things Congress actually wants to pay for like defense programs and farm subsidies. Better yet, let's just have all the uninsured get together and start a failing bank.



The Colbert Report airs Monday through Thursday at 11:30pm / 10:30c.

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Gary M and Gene Hope July 15, 2009 at 3:11PM

We need to reform both health care and education to the standards of Europe instead of continuing to dumb down the nation as per Kathleen Parker of Washington article the Dumbing of America Threatens US. (close enough). Even a fox noise pundit wrote the book A Nation of Sheep and add to that the attorney generals claim we are a nation of cowards and no wonder we can't face the reality of life and do what England did even in the ruins of war wwII. We would employ 200-400 people in health care for every CEO we retire. Get the maggots off the healthcare body.

Gary Mercier July 15, 2009 at 3:05PM

The current proposals by congress regarding healthcare would be disgraceful if they were honest human beings but from the mouths of crooks comes such as this.

Obama is no FDR as both his economics and politics are showing. In the great depression the make work projects fit the skills of the job seekers whereas the Obama plan does not. FDR would have used this crisis to push for national health AND education. The cost of college tuition is as ridiculous as the cost and implementation of so called health care.

oboe July 15, 2009 at 2:46PM

Wouldn't health care to uninsured INCREASE jobs in health care and big Pharma?

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