Finally, some closure on why Meghan McCain continues to identify herself as a Republican despite her very un-Republican-like belief systems.

She's a total fruit fly…

"Does it sound campy to say I love gay men?" asks Meghan McCain, sipping an iced tea at the nouveau-chic Hotel Palomar in Washington, D.C.'s Dupont Circle.

Not campy at all. In fact, it's the most Republicany-sounding thing she's said in months.

Except, usually, they tap it out in morse code with their feet.

^{* "Fruit fly," according to Urban Dictionary…}