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July 16 at 12:48PM

Why Is Hillary Clinton Running Around in a Burqa?

POSTED BY: Mary Phillips-Sandy

hillary-clinton-blue-jacketTina Brown, one of Meghan McCain's bloggers over at The Daily Beast, offers up a bizarre and freaky revelation about the inner workings of the Obama administration…

It’s time for Barack Obama to let Hillary Clinton take off her burqa. [Ed. note: In the photograph to the right Hillary is wearing the burqa under her jacket, because she did she not read the instruction manual.]

Consider the president’s Moscow trip a week ago. In a cozy scene at Vladimir Putin’s dacha, the boys enjoyed traditional Russian tea and breakfast on a terrace. Sitting on Putin’s right was the Russian foreign minister, Sergei Lavrov. Where was Lavrov’s counterpart? She was back home, left there with a broken elbow to receive a visit from the ousted Honduran president, José Manuel Zelaya.

How insulting! Honduras? Does that even count as a country? I can't believe Barack Obama is being so oppressive toward Hillary Clinton — actually yes I can, because Barack Obama does not like Hillary Clinton.

In fact, he does not like her so much, he married her…

You could say that Obama is lucky to have such a great foreign-policy wife. Those who voted for Hillary wonder how long she'll be content with an office wifehood of the Saudi variety.

We cannot let this important issue rest until Hillary Clinton shows us her birth certificate, the long-form document, certificate of live birth, NO PHOTOCOPIES.

  1. This is the question that everyone was asking during her trip to Egypt. A white non-Muslim woman wearing a head scarf was REALLY ridiculous.

    by DCtonian July 26th at 12:00PM

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