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July 17 at 12:20PM

Colbert: In America, White Is Neutral

POSTED BY: Matt Tobey

A lot of hay has been made of Sonia Sotomayor's "wise Latina" line. After all, how can a minority woman understand the life experience and cultural idiosyncrasies of white men that entitle us to everything? But there's more than that, because not only is she a Latina, but she's also wise. And if there's anything that can throw off the sensitive balance of the court, it's wisdom.



The Colbert Report airs Monday through Thursday at 11:30pm / 10:30c.

  1. Wow, that was shockingly insightful for a Word segment. I never would have thought that the Supreme Court was like a Band-Aid. Although I suppose it makes sense– polarizing issues can fester just like an infected wound. So, what's symbolic of neosporin in our system? ;)

    by LK July 17th at 3:24PM

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