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July 23 at 10:57AM

Jon Stewart Takes on Birthers

POSTED BY: Matt Tobey

On last night's Daily Show, Jon skewered the growing "Birther" movement. If you're unfamiliar with the Birthers, they're the ones who make 9/11 Truthers look like Moon-landing deniers.



Wow, this movement is ridiculous. A birth certificate is just a piece of paper, dummies! It proves nothing. And a film of Obama coming out of his mother's vagina could just as easily be doctored.

What we really need is a time machine that will allow every American citizen to physically witness Barack Obama's birth. If the President won't allow that, how do we really even know if he was born at all?

The Daily Show airs Monday through Thursday at 11pm / 10c.

  1. @st- wow, so much angst, and so little sense of proper english (says the guy who is too lazy to use appropriate caps… of course, then again, NEITHER DID ST!!!1!)

    also, he has produced his birth certificate, many, many, many times…

    dislike the man if you want to, that's your right, but at least get your facts straight

    by chagnasty July 31st at 2:06AM
  2. don't care about this birther issue anyways .. but stewart and others like him are trapped in a silly cocoon .. its so obvious they don't make fun of obama or liberals this much .. as if there is nothing funny about them ;) .. media shows like these are political agenda wrapped around comedy .. funny but shameful nonetheless ..

    by John July 29th at 2:44PM
  3. The American citizens are ultimately responsible for the actions of their government. Attempts to silence the widows of 911 victims, the original 911 truthers, without whom there would have been no 911 Report at all (Read debunking 911 debunking by DRGriffin) along with the attempts to smear firefighters for 911 Truth, Pilots for 911 Truth, Patriots Question 911 Truth, Lawyers for 911 Truth, Religious Leaders for 911 Truth are logical fallacy.

    by jack rabbit July 29th at 2:21PM
  4. @st
    you're sorta my fave person ever [via massive quantities of irony]

    by phydeax July 28th at 10:42AM
  5. oh i know NASA just accidentally ERASED the moonlanding! LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO you dummy's will believe anything!

    hey pothead! i have a bridge in brooklyn too! LMAOOOOOO HAHAHAHAA

    HEY DUM-DUM. There were issues with John McCain being a U.S. citizen bc he was born in the Panama Canal Zone. Guess what the he did? He furnished every possible document related to his birth and presented it publically for everyone.

    WHY IS BARKY'S WHITEHOUSE SPENDING millions of dollars to hide his school records? Why doesn't he just put this crap to sleep and show everyone his birth cerfificate.

    John Stewart is bubling stupid-ass with a rotting brain who needs writers to come up with words to spew his garbage that 19 to 23 year olds who are stoned out of thier minds by the time his crap show even gets on the air. He speaks to dummy's. Lou Dobbs is a distinguished guy who all of the LIBERTARDS WORSHIPPED until he didn't turn into the kool-aid drinking morons like John Stewart.

    BARKY'S APPROVAL IS CRAP. HEADING FURTHER SOUTH. NOTHING THIS DUMB ASS OR THIS MORON BLOGGING IT CAN DO.

    BARKY IS A FRAUD! A HYPOCRITE AND A LIAR.

    He promised to the end the war in Iraq but as instead EXPANDED it.

    He promised to repeal the Patriot Act and instead EXPANDED it!

    He's a pig and a liar just like the W before him.

    by st July 24th at 2:04AM
  6. Orly Taitz sounds like Arnold Schwarzenegger and acts like Sarah Palin. Now I know what the mean when they say "behind the Orange Curtain" Oh well…

    by Paul July 23rd at 8:33PM
  7. Why can't the "real" media be as smart as The Daily Show? John Stewart's segment about the "birther" movement was perfect!!!

    P.S. Wasn't McCain born in Panama, which is actually a foreign country? How do we know he was really born on the U.S. military base, hence making him a natural born citizen, sort of. Also, no one ever explains why Barack Obama's teenage, American mother would go to Kenya to give birth when both she and her husband lived and attended college in Hawaii.

    by Melissa July 23rd at 6:37PM
  8. This piece is hilarious.

    by Matt July 23rd at 4:35PM

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