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July 24 at 12:12PM

Birther Scandal Did Not Meet McCain Campaign's High Standards of Intelligence

POSTED BY: Dennis DiClaudio

In the last few months of the 2008 presidential election, the McCain campaign — which tried to make people believe that their opponent was a terrorist because he knew a guy once, chose a V.P. candidate who doesn't read the news, and campaigned with a plumber who isn't a plumber — took a look at the Barack Obama birth certificate "scandal" and decided it was just too stupid for them.

Wow! That's saying a fucking lot…

Sen. John McCain's (R-Ariz.) campaign learned of a lawsuit filed in Pennsylvania that asked the state to strip Sen. Barack Obama (D-Ill.) of the Democratic nomination on suspicion that he was not an American citizen.

The complaint for declaratory and injunctive relief was filed by Phil Berg, a former deputy state attorney general who left government in 1990 for a series of gadfly political campaigns… One lawyer who was doing some work for the campaign was tasked with reading Berg's lawsuit and gauging its chances of success.

"The conversation was along the lines of 'this is idiotic, but explain to me why,'" said the lawyer, who spoke under condition of anonymity to TWI. "I looked at whether the lawsuit was going to be dismissed. I said yes."

I'm not sure, but I think that means that anybody who's still buying into that rumor is eligible for half-price tickets at the roller skating rink around the corner from my house on Wednesdays. But you have to wear a helmet. And you can't bring pizza on the rink.

No exceptions!

  1. Barack was born out of a vagina.

    by Cube July 24th at 10:27PM
  2. 9-11 was an inside job. (That accusation makes more sense than this stupid birther one)

    by Leo July 24th at 3:58PM
  3. First of it's American….Don't diminish what is our heritage with such a gross misspelling….It's just plain disrespectful….Second John McCain was born in Panama yes but he is an American because his father was stationed there….and he's more of an American and done more for this country then you ever will so leave the man alone

    by Jessica July 24th at 3:45PM
  4. To all the birthers in La, La Land, it is on you to prove to all of us that your assertion is true, if there are people who were there and support your position then show us the video (everyone has a price), either put up or frankly shut-up. I heard Orly Taitz, is selling a tape (I think it’s called “Money, Lies and Video tape”). She is from Orange County, CA, now I know what the mean when they say “behind the Orange Curtain”, when they talk about Orange County, the captial of Conspiracy Theories. You know Obama has a passport, he travel abroad before he was a Senator, fooled them too?

    by Paul July 24th at 2:54PM
  5. Of course, McCain himself was born in the Panama Canal Zone, which means he's not Amurken either.

    by mulad July 24th at 1:51PM

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