July 28 at 1:28PM
Cindy McCain Is Perplexed by Wonkette's Humor Jokes
Here is a document of her ongoing struggle to understand this thing that humans call "humor"…
It is an odd thing. These human bodies convulse in fits of laughter even though they are not witnessing the death throes of a supernova imploding into its own mass.
Very curious, these semi-intelligent hominids and their customs.
Update: Wonkette's response.
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Cindy McCain = stupid rich white b*tch
Meghan's got Mama beat by eons. She comments on the music in Bed, Bath, and Beyond. I've always gone to that place for the speed metal elevator music.
Yesterday, she "embarrassed" some kid who mentioned killing himself. Perhaps telling her thousands of followers this kernel of depression made him happier. I told her to call the fuzz if she thought it was serious (like, I have some conscience) but then I noticed the suicide threat was in between a couple of tweets from Palin. The dang po po were called on scene, the head of twitter, and I'm sure his depression was reduced by the cyber-Paxil that is the McCain twitter clan.
Come to think of it, a lot of her tweets are numbing, which is why I read her feed. And frankly (I think MPS doesn't like her) I think it sucks people shit on her. She means no harm. I don't understand her, but, she has no malice. And, as to the credibility of Cindy, I trust John McCain's view of her.
Out of sink
Shudderbug
Please god
Don’t let me
Die crying