Sen. Chuck Grassley Hates Health Care Reform, the English Language

Dylan Ris attempts to decipher the "disparate jumble of letters on Twitter" that might lead one to conclude that Sen. Chuck Grassley (R-IA) is opposed to President Obama's plan to reform health care…

Well the senator has weighed in with a response via his favorite medium — Twitter — and the answer is a resounding "no."  At least we think so.  Which is to say, if you can make sense of this post, please let us know…

Misinformatio accuses me of supportin ObamaCare NOT TRUE I M at table making sure Govt takeovr doesn't happen,protect patience,and taxpayers

Although nearly 50% of the words in Grassley's "tweet" were technically English, it's still hard to make sense of it all.

I hate to disagree with my friend Dylan over there, but I don't think that Grassley was writing about health care at all. If I'm not mistaken, he's quoting an incantation from the original printing of Abdul Alhazred's forbidden tome, The Necronomicon.

From what I understand, he's very conservative when it comes to observation of The Ancient Ones.

Update: It has come to my attention that both Dylan and I are wrong. Sen. Grassley is attempting to communicate with the Foodpeeple in their native language.