Hmm, slow news week here, not a whole lot going on aside from that health care thing, which has officially gotten complicated (boring). I know! How about we make, like, a list of things Joe Biden has said, slap a catchy headline on there. "Things Joe Biden Has Said"? Nahh. "Dumb Things Joe Biden Has Said"? Better, but still lacks a certain somethin-somethin.

"Biden's List of Political Blunders"? Aha! Perfect! Thank you, Fox News! And what, pray tell, are some of these blunderous blunders that Joe Biden has blundered?

Biden confused army brigades with battalions when speaking about Obama's plan for sending troops to Afghanistan.

Can you believe this man is a heartbeat away from the presidency?

In a Sept. 22, 2008, CBS interview, Biden misspoke when he said Franklin D. Roosevelt was president when the stock market crashed in 1929.

Jesus Christ, Joe Biden should be institutionalized, as he is a danger to himself and others, especially ninth grade American history students.

Oh, and please note that Fox News describes this important report as "a list of Vice President Biden's notable gaffes and moments of candor." Ugh! Dick Cheney would never have done those things.

Especially that last one.