From the Pork Barrel: Beer Fixes Everything!

* This is the way real men resolve their conflicts: over beers, in full suit and ties, on patio furniture.
* Hey, look! The Obama administration loves gay people!
* Oh, wait. Nevermind.
* The Senate just got a little more sausage party-er.
* America: Sarah Palin would make a great president… of doing the laundry.




Ahhhh, civilized people!