August 4 at 10:51AM
Jon Stewart Breaks Down Fox's Outrage Generating Ecosystem
On last night's Daily Show, Jon Stewart detailed the process by which a Fox News talking point seed is planted and fertilized before coming to life. But if you ask me, that sounds like science. Everyone knows Fox News talking points were all created in the Garden of Eden 6000 years ago.
Here's the set-up.
The follow-through can be found after the jump.
The Daily Show airs Monday through Thursday at 11pm / 10c.
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Nice try — JON FUCKWART AND CREW — but I don't watch FUXNEWS.
Meanwhile, America is going to shit, and it's not hard to recognize that it's because anti-American freaks [LIKE YOU AND YOUR FOLLOWERS] are spreading propaganda to seed a growth of blatant ignorance.
Why don't you and Colbet cover something worthwhile, like the _FACT_ Obama and his crew aims to institute the following:
- Forcibly and unknowingly sterilizing the entire population by adding infertility drugs to the nation’s water and food supply.
- Legalizing “compulsory abortions,” ie forced abortions carried out against the will of the pregnant women, as is common place in Communist China where women who have already had one child and refuse to abort the second are kidnapped off the street by the authorities before a procedure is carried out to forcibly abort the baby.
- Babies who are born out of wedlock or to teenage mothers to be forcibly taken away from their mother by the government and put up for adoption. Another proposed measure would force single mothers to demonstrate to the government that they can care for the child, effectively introducing licensing to have children.
- Implementing a system of “involuntary birth control,” where both men and women would be mandated to have an infertility device implanted into their body at puberty and only have it removed temporarily if they received permission from the government to have a baby.
- Permanently sterilizing people who the authorities deem have already had too many children or who have contributed to “general social deterioration”.
- Formally passing a law that criminalizes having more than two children, similar to the one child policy in Communist China.
- This would all be overseen by a transnational and centralized “planetary regime” that would utilize a “global police force” to enforce the measures outlined above. The “planetary regime” would also have the power to determine population levels for every country in the world.
SOURCE:
http://www.infowars.com/obama-science-advisor-called-for-planetary-regime-to-enforce-totalitarian-population-control-measures/
GET ON IT JON! CRACK OPEN YOUR CANS OF LAUGHTER, TELL YOUR STUPID JOKES, BUT COVER SOME REAL NEWS AND QUIT BEING AN IGNORAMUS.
Actually zzz, John Holdren was one of three authors on a book published thirty years ago, that described several different paths to take to control population, and also included abortion and birth control (methods legal in the United States yes?). The book went on to describe passive sterilization, but took no stance to support any of the methods. It was just meant as an educational tool.
So you may stomp your feet and yell and scream that we're the ignorant ones, but I doubt you've actually read Holdren's book. So you are two things, a hypocrite, and ignorant as well.
Welcome to the human race.
Oh, I see. So, what Holdren had actually said was:
"Hey everybody! I wrote a textbook for the education of your children's children, and in it are some perfectly legal options for the futuristic smart thinking peoples! We can: passively poison America's drinking water; passively kidnap American babies/children; passively force pregnant American women to digout/murder their babies; passively destroy all *non-govenment certified wombs/testicles*; passively allow only *government certified mothers* to have *government certified babies/children*; passively create an international dictatorship over America's free and independent Americans and lock them all down with a militerized international police force. I don't advocate any of this stuff — NO FUCKING WAY — but — hey — they're perfectly excellent and legit options — right!? At least, they were worth writing a textbook about, because they're perfect solutions for America's smartest Americans! HEIL HITLER AND EUGENICS — AMERICA'S MOST BRILLIANT SAVIORS!"
Dane — you should gtfo of America and move to China — your home away from your other home [1930s Germany]. You're the perfect example of one of the ignoramus zombie sheople gone completely psycho. The fact that you would pretend Holden and the other fucks whom wrote that book weren't advocating __ILLEGAL__ agendas just shows how sick in the fucking head you are.
It is kind of true about the cash for clunkers thing. Its scary knowing that they missed the "bullseye" with cash for clunkers and what's stopping them from doing it with the health care? I really don't understand why everybody is being such big douches about this though? "Can't liberals take a joke?" Kind of reigns true pretty true right now. If everybody is so certain about what you think of Obama why do you have to try to force everybody to see it the same why? How about this all you republicans, STOP BEING UP TIGHT! go buy an Mac; and for all the democrats, STOP BEING SUCH DOUCHES! Texas is pretty nice imo. Everybody needs to stop bitching about everything and Jon Stewart if somehow you read this stop being so liberal. I think it would be cool if you made fun of everything cuz everything about America right now is pretty ridiculous.
Oh and for the douche bags who are going to complain about this, save it. I don't care. this is how i feel and what i believe in; oh and i can't spell or punctuate what so ever
Wow, zzz do you really believe that shit? if you do… well that's fucking hilarious, but i suggest you get some mental help.
zzz,
So you believe that a government that can't keep pot out of my kids' middle school will somehow be able to compel Americans to adhere to a genocidal dictators whims?
Maybe America missed it's moment for a believeable self-righteous indignation about what it's government secretly plans for them them themselves in the New (Old) World dis-Order when it allowed CIA to carry out a black-op in Australia called "THE FAMILY CULT" that according to the assassinated Australian assisstant commissioner for AFP (Federal Police) had killed over 200 children in pedophile snuff-movies for use in political blackmail worldwide in between 1967 with the three "BEAUMONT CHILD MUDERS" where GHW Bush himself was filmed with his willie where it shouldn't be all the way through to 1988 where the also blackmailed aforesaid assistant commissioner personally told-me with much shame of having helped cover-up these deaths… In the previous 18-months he'd slightly redeemed his soul by spreading information worldwide about what CIA had been doing along those same lines…
Shame America shame…
The really horrible thing for us in the rest of the world at the moment is that you (Americans) still have Nukes. Please don't bomb us
Nice crazy Americans.
ZZZ is CRAY-CRAY-CRAY-zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
wow, you are a complete lunatick…..
I can't even imagine what this television scene would look like without Mr. Stewart. When he does the tape loop of all the talking heads parroting the same buzz words for the day….that in and of itself is a unique and important service to our Republic. Also, its just strong incisive ironic writing…and parody……….
But back to you ZZZ ….you really are fruitflipped and paranoid. You must be in some loser backwater. Wake up. Get help now. Before your belief system causes you to do something foolish……jojo
"oh and i can't spell or punctuate what so ever"
Rick,
Considering the cogency and coherency of your political analysis, I find this highly ironic. …No, wait, what's that other word. The one Alannis always confuses. Unsurprising? I find this highly unsurprising.