From the Pork Barrel: The Existential Nausea of Anarchy Bear
* I think Anarachy Bear's dilemma might be moot. I mean, have you been paying attention what's been going on with Dittohead Bear?
* The New York Times fires columnist Ben Stein for questioning evolution, believing in God and being critical of Barack Obama… Oh, and also maybe a little bit for engaging in consumer fraud. But just a little.
* Who will Barack Obama's Death Panel vote off of this island we call life? He's not here to make friends.
* It looks like Kim Jong Il will live to pretend to be healthy another day.
* New poll: 7% of New Jerseyans involved in human organ harvesting operation with their local mayor.





"The problem with this country is nothing really matters and we're in a world of chaos." — Existential Anarchy Bear (Perplexed Town Hall Protester)
"Without doubt, I have made as many mistakes as a person not in custody can make". Well said, Ben. But I thought for sure they'd get you on the bloodshot beachball commercials you did awhile back.