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August 11 at 5:49PM

From the Pork Barrel: The Existential Nausea of Anarchy Bear

POSTED BY: Dennis DiClaudio

* I think Anarachy Bear's dilemma might be moot. I mean, have you been paying attention what's been going on with Dittohead Bear?

* The New York Times fires columnist Ben Stein for questioning evolution, believing in God and being critical of Barack Obama… Oh, and also maybe a little bit for engaging in consumer fraud. But just a little.

* Who will Barack Obama's Death Panel vote off of this island we call life? He's not here to make friends.

* It looks like Kim Jong Il will live to pretend to be healthy another day.

* New poll: 7% of New Jerseyans involved in human organ harvesting operation with their local mayor.

  1. "The problem with this country is nothing really matters and we're in a world of chaos." — Existential Anarchy Bear (Perplexed Town Hall Protester)

    by Cube August 12th at 7:16AM
  2. "Without doubt, I have made as many mistakes as a person not in custody can make". Well said, Ben. But I thought for sure they'd get you on the bloodshot beachball commercials you did awhile back.

    by Hilo August 11th at 7:53PM

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