What Has John McCain Wrought Upon America?
Okay, so John McCain didn't personally wrought Levi Johnston upon us, but he did wrought Sarah Palin upon us, and she in turn wrought Levi Johnston upon us. Whatever. That's two degrees of wroughting.
And now look! Real journalists are sitting down with this guy and asking him actual questions about stuff and then writing down what he says as if any of it is a real thing that anybody should care about.
Out of fucking control!
Excuse me, Mr. Johnston! This is an important question of national interest that the readers of my real life newspaper need an answer to! While you were banging the governor's daughter without a condom like a political genius, did you have any thoughts on what roll the United States should play in the global economy of the 21st Century? And is she more of a screamer or a heavy breather?
And please speak slowly, because I want to write down every single word you say.
(via War Room)
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Oh please, One look at Bristol and you can tell she's a screamer!
I think America should be focused on the real issues like whether Johnston will be running for office.
The Johnston/Palin baby probably won't be wearing Jordache.
You know, I seem to remember John McCain wrought Joe the Plumber upon us as well. This is getting out of hand! We need to set up some sort of bi-partisan committee to make sure that this sort of media atrocity is never caused by McCain again!