This is better news than I could have hoped for today…

Politico has learned [Rick] Santorum will visit first-in-the-nation Iowa this fall for a series of appearances before the sort of conservative activists who dominate the state GOP's key presidential caucuses.

Oh my God! If Jesus hadn't already invented rainbows 6,000 years ago, he'd be inventing them today.

Okay, it's not official. He's not admitting that he's running for Republican nomination. But he's not admitting that he's not.

But seriously, can you imagine a Sarah Palin/Rick Santorum head-to-head battle for the flaming cremains of the GOP? There'll be crazy juice dripping from your computer monitors and TV screens day and night!

I have to hunker down and try really hard to not get hit by a bus and not get the Pig AIDS because I do not want to die before the '12 primaries and have to miss that. I'd never forgive myself.