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August 17 at 10:59AM

George W. Bush's Legacy Vindicated by Garbage Punk Band

POSTED BY: Dennis DiClaudio

I'm a dope young Republican teenage kid, man! And as much as I love rocking out to hardcore teabaggers like Glenn Beck, Sean Hannity and Rush Limbaugh on the hi-fi radio, every once in a while, I wanna headbang to some actual music. But there's only so many Lady Gaga-parody/conservative-ideology songs in existence

What's a dude to do?

Hey, wait a second? This, technically speaking, is music…

Dude! That is so hardcore! It's just like one of those social-protest punk songs from the '80s, like the stuff put out by The Minutemen, Black Flag and The Dead Kennedys, except not at all similar, and in fact I've never even heard of those bands.

Wow! The GOP really is reaching all youngsters like me, aren't they?

  1. and now?????????Absurdity combined with ignorance equals bubblegum music 'for the Masses' ! Sure would have had a lot of
    airtime if we didn't find that 'the King had no clothes' as quickly as the 'House of Cards' tumbled,eh?
    Just hoping their unemployment doesn't run out before the next opening at McDonalds!

    by jim2012 September 8th at 5:00PM
  2. Wait… isn't that Toby Keith on the left, with a shave and a thrift-store makeover?

    by fargo p. August 17th at 2:26PM
  3. I was shocked when I saw the title.
    Thought you meant the band "Garbage".
    That would have been a suprise.
    No, they are not punk, but then neither is this band really…

    by Nobody August 17th at 11:52AM
  4. The world might stop spinning on its axis. A Republican band lifted Billy Joel's "We Didn't Start The Fire" and juiced it with lame power chords and Bush ball stroking.

    by Cube August 17th at 11:39AM

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