The Daily Show/Colbert Report Primer on Health Care Protests
Been trapped inside the frozen remains of a mastodon these past few weeks? Or maybe you were simply deep under the calming influences of anaphylactic shock and unable to watch television, read a newspaper or breath for yourself. No matter.
Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert can bring you up to speed on all the hubbub that bubs across the country are hubbing over in this epic debate over health care…
August 4, 2009 – The Word – Hippie Replacement
The Daily Show and Colbert Report air Monday through Thursday starting at 11pm / 10c.
August 10, 2009 – Healther Skelter
August 11, 2009 – Reform Madness
August 11, 2009 – Reform Madness – White Minority
August 12, 2009 – PR
August 12, 2009 – Formidable Opponent – Health Care
August 13, 2009 – Sheila Jackson-Lee Takes a Phone Call
August 13, 2009 – Moment of Zen – Missouri Town Hall
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John,
You know I love ya. I will never make a joke about your name again t. You are the MOFOing man and respect the hell out of you. The first one was a real typo… i was trying to roll with it.I hope you can forgive me.
Mac
Private Doctor
Well the sick come in these places
And the sick are all the same
You don't look at their faces
And you don't ask their name
You don't think of them as human
You don't think of them at all
You keep your mind on the money
Keeping your eyes on golf balls
Chorus
I'm your private doctor
A doctor for money
I'll do what you want me to do
I'm your private doctor
A doctor for money
Any old illness will do
I wanna million dollars
I wanna live by the sea
Have spouse and some children
Yeah I guess I want a family
All the sick come in these places
And the sick are all the same
You don't look at their faces
And you don't ask their name
Repeat Chorus twice
Deutschmarks or dollars
American express will nicely thank you
Let me loosen your collar
Tell me do you wanna see me do the CAT Scan again
Repeat chorus
hahaha ahhh i love fox news, it provides the rest of the world material to laugh at america with. but it's a time of change now right?