August 18 at 1:02PM
Robert Novak Is Writing Angry Op-Eds About the Angels Now
I just read that Robert Novak — conservative columnist for the Chicago Sun-Times and non-invitee to Plame-Wilson dinner parties — has unfortunately succumbed to the cancer that he was diagnosed with about a year ago.
They say that you should not speak ill of the dead.
So, um, uh… I'm really looking forward to the beginning of football season.
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Mr. Novak did not die soon enough. He was a traitor to the United States and deserved worse.
Here's to hoping No-whack likes it hot…
He's freelancing in the hallways of Hell, blowing demons.
Right now, somewhere in the deep bowels of hell reserved for media pundits who gleefully contributed to the use of pernicious propaganda to sabotage all social progress by any group other than rich & powerful white guys just welcomed Robert Novak into their club.
The Hades Chapter of the Punditry Propaganda Club is chaired by the Reich Minister of Propaganda Genius, Joseph Goebbels. They are working on their biggest welcome banquet yet for when Rush Limbaugh comes calling which will really hurt the feelings of Glenn Beck who thought he should have the biggest welcome to hell party but Goebbels said while Limbaugh is a giant in the field of propaganda, that Beck guy is just "Verrückt Ja!"
The planet earth and the human race is happier and safer now that this evil man has died. I hope his last months were filled with pain and agony. The only negative thing about this news is that it wasn't Dick Cheney who died.
Ha! No kidding JJJ! Imagine what Zappa would have to say about all of this, and not just Novak! Now there's a guy who could cut through some BS…
I just heard that Robert Novak leaked from the underworld. Apparently the Antichrist is either Newt Gingrich, Glenn Beck, Dick Cheney, Dick Armey, George W. Bush or Barack Obama.
Personally, I'd bet on Richard Perle. He's so unctuous.
So, how about them Broncos, eh?
"Nazarene! You have won… nothing." — Bob Novak
I just wanted to say thanks to TDS for not letting Novak get away with being such a dick over all these years. I only wish Frank Zappa were here to see this day.