August 24 at 3:44PM
Government-Mandated Killing of the Elderly for Dummies
Here's a handy little video from the Associated Press that explains how President Obama's would-be death panels aimed at killing the kindest and gentlest of our nation's grandparents got their start and achieved such monumental national popularity…
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care , for your health .
it's quite interesting how canada
is absent from the self-absorbed american world
yet suddenly we are in the news all the time
since our health care parallels that of death row
it's true , in canada we kill sick old people all the fucking time
there's a troop of renegade doctors that travel the country
pulling the plug on all the wise old fuckers in hospital beds
relieving them from excruciating suffering … oh the horror
and i mean , we have to do this anyway to create vacancies
you see , our emergency rooms are really called passive rooms
since to get in to a doctor you have to wait for like several thousand … seconds
oh , and we also kill babies , all the fucking time
you think you are going in for an ultrasound …
then bam ! you are hit over the head with this thing called … choice
but what can you expect really , they don't even charge us for this service
it's like a fucking mastercard commercial , but for life :
a trip to the doctor for a physical : free
got a dermatologist to burn off a wart : free
busted a foot falling in a hole while carrying
a sixty pound bag of concrete mix and need x-rays : free
having a wonderful , socialist-inspired health care system : priceless
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