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August 28 at 12:55PM

Sorry, Massachusetts, Mitt Romney Won't Be Your Next Ted Kennedy

POSTED BY: Mary Phillips-Sandy

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It's a sad day for Massachusettsians who've been hoping Ted Kennedy's vacant Senate seat would be filled by someone with all the charisma of an ATM: Mitt Romney says he's busy, thanks

"Governor Romney's focus right now is on helping other Republicans run for office, and that is how he will be spending his time," Romney aide Eric Fehrnstrom said in an e-mail to CNN.

How noble of the Romneybot, to spend his time helping other Republicans run for office! Gee, I wonder how long he'll keep that up… until 2010? 2011? 2013? Who can hazard even the tiniest, wildest guess?

Oh, and one other thing. Despite not wanting Kennedy's seat out of the goodness of his own heart, Romney is attending the funeral, where he will pay tribute to the man he challenged for a Senate seat in '94, back when he wasn't so generous. And — funny coincidence — just like President Obama, Romney is leaving his vacation early to join the mourners.

But UNLIKE Barack Obama, who is insulting taxpayers with his high-falutin' Martha's Vineyard vacation, Mitt Romney is

…cutting short his vacation in Italy to attend Kennedy’s funeral.

Man, the conservative talk show hosts are gonna destroy this guy in 2012.

  1. I TYPE IN ALL CAPS SO THAT PEOPLE KNOW I AM A PARANOID HAM FISTED RACIST WITH NOTHING WORTHWHILE TO SAY.

    by ednuh August 28th at 10:12PM
  2. ON OBAMA CARE TED WOULD HAVE BEEN TOO OLD TO RECEIVE ANY TREATMENT. IT WOULD NOT HAVE BEEN COST EFFECTIVE
    TO SPEND MONEY ON SOMEONE THAT AGE WHO ONLY HAD A FEW MORE YEARS TO LIVE ANYWAY. HE NEEDS THE MONEY FOR ALL OF THOSE CUTE LITTLE ILLEGAL IMIGRANTS WITH THE BIG BROWN EYES WHO WILL BE AROUND TO VOTE LATER AFTER HE GIVES THEM AMNESTY. counselors would have advised him that its best to just go and not waste money

    by EDNA August 28th at 6:27PM

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