August 28 at 11:41AM
The Daily Show and Colbert Report's Best Glenn Beck Moments
His sponsors keep bailing, but his ratings keep rising, so what is it that makes Glenn Beck so special? Love of country? Long-term lead and mercury poisoning? A kick to the head from a mule? Until our medical records are all made public under Obamacare, it's anyone's guess, but these Daily Show and Colbert Report clips might offer some clues.
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The Daily Show and Colbert Report airs Monday through Thursday starting at 11pm / 10c.
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Liberalism is a symptom of OCD.
Actually, I think you know you're a liberal when you're capable of replacing absolute certitude, with a healthy dose of scepticism. I wouldn't expect you to understand anything I just said, Tony. And we really aren't putting you down. It's just that you've become cartoons of the self-righteous pompous douchbag. We simply stand back and laugh when you make fools out of yourselves. I'm sorry but sometimes it's really funny watching ignorant stupid morons, not just fulfilling, but surpassing our lowest expectations. I mean, just when you think a conservative can't possibly be any dumber…one more total asshole rises to the surface.
Thank you Larry for being such an educated individual. Gee, without people who think that their own fecal matter smells like a fresh summers day what would the other liberals eat? You think that we will hold you with higher regard because you can use a thesarus or because you have picked up a big word or two, but in all reality, by talking down to others you make your own arguments marginalized. You think that others will come to you for answers because you think that you are better than them, but you are nothing but a shallow individual who secretly envies those who do stand for something. Please try again, and this time bring a valid point to the table. Tell us how we are all going to benefit by a health care program that will add to our defecit. I'm sure the Chinese will love you for it.
hey conservative douches! if these two guys annoying you so much why are you reading it, love them or hate them, your obviously still obsessed. go grab a box of tissues, lotion, type in fox news and go to town. im sure you will have a nice cold can of bud and marlboro red when your all done.
hey george did you ever stop and think about what goes on during glenn becks show. i did watch a full episode and i swear i thought he was insane! all he did for a whole hour was talk about how obama is killing this or obama is doing that! news shows are supposed to bring news. someone please tell glen beck that whether he dislikes obama or not he is our president. the elections over GB, McCain lost so stop smearing obamas name. i didn't hear you ever talk about george bush?
Miss. Liberal, I'm sorry that I upset you. I'm sure you have something pressing to add. Really, go on please tell me something that would indicate that you are an intellegent individual. I'd really like to find a liberal who does more than get angry when they are called out on the issues. Is there anyone who has a valid point on any single issue. The health care issue? Anyone? Oh, I guess that it is just the rich liberals who feel bad that they have taken money from special interest groups that have put hard working Americans in the state that they are in. Obama tell us all about how Walmart has cut their benefits for their employees, because some crap eating liberal that cares nothing about the people that they employ supports Barry's plan. Please educate me about ACORN. Maybe you could enlighten me about the plight of the slanted propaganda that National Endowment for the Arts has been urged to produce by White House staff members.
A successful conservative political "news" network is like processed industrial meat. Largely artificial, mass produced, appealing to the lowest common denominator of the market, and any factual discussion about what it contains ruins it for everybody.
Since when did glenn beck do standup comedy? He did a tour that featured jokes, and had radio shows from what I've read. He used to be on drugs and was an alcoholic, and has attention deficit-hyperactivity disorder.
hilarious mr stephen, semper m*#her 4U$3n fi! now how bout we cover some of my fraud waste and abuse going on, do i need to show up on your show and present some factual examples(kbr-L-3-uguandan ng+incompetence(akaciv contrs)=fraud waste+our taxes
Very funny.
Hey, let's no longer feed the right-wingnut internet trolls who come here to watch the vids to make themselves angry (they love to do that to themselves) and then try to make US angry because misery loves company, by voicing their current poutrage. Yeah, I said poutrage.
Don't give the right-wingnut internet trolls the satisfaction of acknowledging them. They HATE that. Ignore them long enough and they tend to shrivel up or fade away, Oh, true, sometimes when you ignore any internet troll they do get more puerile, more hostile, and really crazy. That's ok. Just chuckle to yourself, virtually pat them on their empty little heads, continue ignoring them, and move along to something more important.
Like watching more John and Stephen clips.