Oh no! Just when I thought it was safe to not be afraid of health care reform for a second, along comes this highly plausible conspiracy theory from an RNC questionnaire officially sanctioned by Michael Steele (which, of course, makes it extra plausible)…

The RNC argues that under health care reform proposals, the government could check voter registration, "prompting fears that GOP voters might be discriminated against for medical treatment in a Democrat-imposed healthcare rationing system." The questionnaire goes on to ask: "Does this possibility concern you?"

Yes, that possibility does concern me. But not as much as the possibility that all Democratic elected officials are not actually people, but pigs wearing people costumes and at night they climb out of their fake human skin and dance around by the light of the moon and that eventually they will collect all of us real people and roast us on a pit with delicious BBQ sauce.

That's probably maybe my biggest concern. But the thing about denying health care is definitely a close second.